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HEYAZ <3 <3 

Well, yeah. I went skiing on Thurseday and Friday with my friend and her 2 brothers (in grade 9 and grade 11) and her dad and his girldriend (we stayed at her dad’s girlfriend’s sister’s cottage) without making a post on my blog =PP Shameful, eh? Anyways, before I get into the other stuff I’ll give you an overview of my trip xDD
1) MEGAN’S BROTHERS: Dude, they’re hot, but they’re stupider than a dung beetle. Jake (the older one) tends to just sit there with his rainbow hat with a huge grin on his face (rather like a monkey. hmm. odd). Alex is okay, but STILL.
2) THE HILL: Well, it really WAS awesome! I didn’t go snowboarding this time (my board wouldn’t fit in their car =PP), but we still had an awesome time. All of the runs were sort of easy, but my favourites were the moguls (sort of bumps purposely left on the hill, usually on Black Diamonds By the way, the hills are classefied in 4 different catagories: Green Circle, Blue Square, Black Diamond, Double Black Diamonds. Green Circles are easiet, Double Black Diamonds the most challenging) and a Double Black Diamond called Betsy. I learned one very important thing: Butt-skiing on moguls is NOT a very good idea.
3) THE COTTAGE: It was pretty good. The inside wasn’t much to look at, but there was about 12 feet of hard snow outside. So much, in fact, that we actually got onto the roof (the house was a bungalow) and jumped off of it, into the powdery snow =D Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
4) THE FOOD: The food were good, and the prices were awesome. I got a plate of fries for just $3.50 ;o I spent an hour gorging myself on them. THEY WERE GOOD, OKAY!?
5) CROSS COUNTRY: Well, there isn’t SUPPOSED to be cross-country skiing there, but one green circle was actually going UPHILL. I mean, what the hell is that!?!?!?
6) CREATIVITY: Now I’m not talking about the hill, I’m talking about me and Megan. Okay, so we were going down the Bunnyhill (getting up to the top of was harder than going down Betsy with my eyes closed!) and I lost my ski. Well, my skis are really pathetic, anyways. So I fall, yadiyadiyada, and my ski slides down to the bottom of the hill. What was I supposed to do? I only had one ski and two poles. I invented BOARD-SKIING, of course! All yhoo have to do is go down the hill on the ski as if it were a skateboard, or snowboard. I am brilliant, aren’t I?

MY FEATS:
1. Board-skiing down Betsy (Betsy is an 80 degrees angle)
2. Drinking 5 energy drinks in 10 minutes (I was sure hyper after that)
3. Going to the top of the hill without any mitts or gloves (My hands are still cold)
4. Succeeding a 10 foot jump.

Well, I’ve told yhoo all about my trip, so now the bad news… SPRING BREAK IS OVER!! *tear* So it’s back to school time =[

 HERSHY KISSES!
First comes love, then comes chocolate!
-Anie <3 <3